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muppets01.mp3
Statler: Well, that was different. Waldorf: Yep. Lousy… Both: ...but different!New
muppets02.mp3
Waldorf: I have a good mind to go home. Statler: If you had a good mind you wouldn’t be here in the first place.New
muppets03.mp3
Waldorf: More! More! Statler: No, not so loud, they may hear you.New
muppets04.mp3
Fozzie: Now, tonight, I'm gonna try and put something new in my act. Statler: Yeah, like comedy, maybe.New
muppets05.mp3
Statler: That number scared the pants off me! Waldorf: You sure you didn't just forget to put 'em on again?New
muppets06.mp3
Swedish chef singing.New
muppets07.mp3
Bunsen: Why beaker. Your hauntingly attractive today.New
muppets08.mp3
Waldorf and Statler:
Boo! Boooo!
That was the worst thing I ever heard!
It was terrible! Horrendous!
Well, it wasn't that bad.
Oh yeah?
There were parts of it I liked.
Yeah, I liked a lot of it.
Yeah, it was good, actually. It was great!
It's wonderful!
Ah, bravo!
More! More! More! More!
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