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The Wizard of Oz


It’s a twister! It’s a twister!New
We thank you very sweetly, for doing it so neatly. You’ve killed her so completely, that we thank you very sweetly. Let the joyous news be spread. The wicked old witch at last is dead. Ding dong the witch is dead…New
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead. Then this is a day of Independence for all the Munchkins and their descendants. If any, yes, let the joyous news be spread. The wicked Old Witch at last is dead! New
We represent the Lullaby League, the Lullaby League, the Lullaby League. And in the name of the Lullaby League, we wish to welcome you to Munchkinland.New
We represent the Lollypop Guild, the Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild. And in the name of the Lollypop Guild, we wish to welcome you to Muchkinland.New
Dorothy: I thought you said she was dead. Glinda: That was her sister–the Wicked Witch of the East. This is the Wicked Witch of the West. And she’s worse than the other one was. The Wicked Witch of the West: Who killed my sister? Who killed the Witch of the East? Was it you?! Dorothy: No, no it was an accident. I didn’t mean to kill anybody. The Wicked Witch of the West: Well my little pretty, I can cause accidents too! New
Dorothy: My! People come and go so quickly here. Follow the yellow brick road…New
Scarecrow: Oh, I'm a failure because I haven't got a brain! Dorothy: What would you do with a brain if you had one? Scarecrow: Why, if I had a brain, I could...New
Dorothy: Oh, apples! Oh - look! Oh! Ouch! Tree: What do you think you're doing? Dorothy: We've been walking a long way, and I was hungry and - did you say something? First Tree: She was hungry! Second Tree: She was hungry! First Tree: Well, how would you like to have someone come along and pick something off of you? Dorothy: Oh dear! I keep forgetting I'm not in Kansas. Scarecrow: Come along, Dorothy - you don't want any of those apples. Hmm! First Tree: Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be? Scarecrow: Oh, no! It's just that she doesn't like little green worms! First Tree: Oh, you!New
The tinsmith forgot to give me a heart…New
The Wicked witch of the West: I’ll get you my pretty! And your little dog too! Ah ha ha ah!New
Oh Auntie Em. There’s no place like home!New
Dorothy: What would you do with a brain if you had one.New