| mp01.mp3 | | I'm sorry this is abuse. | New |
| mp02.mp3 | | And now for something completely different. | New |
| mp03.mp3 | | We interrup this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating. | New |
| mp04.mp3 | | All right, I apologize… | New |
| mp05.mp3 | | Is this the right room for an argument? | New |
| mp06.mp3 | | What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! | New |
| mp07.mp3 | | Spam spam spam spam… | New |
| mp08.mp3 | | Oh your no fun any more. | New |
| mp09.mp3 | | Say no more, say no more, nudge nudge. | New |
| mp10.mp3 | | Opening theme | New |
| mp11.mp3 | | Shut up! Will you shut up! | New |
| mp12.mp3 | | I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!! | New |
