| fogleg01.mp3 | | What's the big, I say what's the big idea. Don't stand there gawkin' son, speak up. |
| fogleg02.mp3 | | Now cu, I say cut that out, what's it all about boy, elucidate! |
| fogleg03.mp3 | | Now wait a minute son, ya payin' no attention. Ya startin' too big. Ya gotta walk before ya can run. Start small, look at me when I'm talking to ya son. I say start small and work up. Now try again boy. Kids nowadays they kmnow it all. |
| fogleg04.mp3 | | Oh that woman. Gotta mouth like an outboard motor. All the time putputputputputput... |
| fogleg05.mp3 | | Go away boy, ya bother me. |
| fogleg06.mp3 | | I keep pitchin' em and you keep missin' 'em. |
| fogleg07.mp3 | | Ya way off, I say ya way off this time son. |
| fogleg08.mp3 | | No what, I say what's the big idea of bashin' me on the noggin with a rollin' pin. Clunk enough people and we'll have a nation of lumpheads. |
| fogleg09.mp3 | | That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal. |
| fogleg10.mp3 | | That boy's as strong as an ox. And just about as smart. |
| fogleg11.mp3 | | Nutty as a fruitcake. |
| fogleg12.mp3 | | Pay attention to me boy. I'm not talkin' just to hear my head roar. |
| fogleg13.mp3 | | No no no, ya doin' it all wrong. |
| fogleg14.mp3 | | She re, I say she reminds me of Paul Revere's ride. A little light in the belfry. |
| fogleg15.mp3 | | Now wha, I say what's the big idea! |
| fogleg16.mp3 | | This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse at a burlesque show. |
| fogleg17.mp3 | | That boy's about as sharp as a bowlin' ball. |
| fogleg18.mp3 | | Say boy you cove, I say you cover about as much as a flap a skirt in a high wind. |
| fogleg19.mp3 | | I almost had a gag son. Joke that is. |
| fogleg20.mp3 | | Go, I say go away boy ya bother me. |
| fogleg21.mp3 | | Hey that's a joke son, don't ya get it. I made a funny son and your not laughin'. |
| fogleg22.mp3 | | That dog, I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot. |
| fogleg23.mp3 | | Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. |
| fogleg24.mp3 | | Well, let's see what ya makin' there boy. Looks like sody pop. Huh huh huh huh huh. Watch it fizz. Boom! |
| fogleg25.mp3 | | That boy, I say that boy's just like a tatoo. Gets under your skin. |
| fogleg26.mp3 | | Don't, I say don't bother me dog, can't ya see I'm thinkin'. |
| fogleg27.mp3 | | Any of this getting through to ya son? |
| fogleg28.mp3 | | I've been a good sport about this up 'til now, but that boy's forcin' me to use stronger measures. |
| fogleg29.mp3 | | What's, I say son what's gimmick? What's it all about? |
| fogleg30.mp3 | | Well, hog gravy and chitlins's! |
| fogleg31.mp3 | | Nice kid, but a little dumb. |
| fogleg32.mp3 | | Say something! Explain yourself! Your tongue's flappin' but no noise is coming outta your big mouth! |
| fogleg33.mp3 | | I gotta straighten this lad out. Thing like this could warp his mind for life. |
| fogleg34.mp3 | | What's goin', I say what's goin' on here? |
| fogleg35.mp3 | | Go away boy ya bother me. I've got work to do. |
| fogleg36.mp3 | | Now look a here son, you're not doin' that right. Gimme that boy, I'll show ya how. |
| fogleg37.mp3 | | Better start with somethin' mild. He looks a little puny. |
| fogleg38.mp3 | | Oh no! I don't believe it. I gotta get a worms eye view of this. |
| fogleg39.mp3 | | Don't touch it boy! Get away! This is dangerous son, ya gotta know how to handle it, one wrong move and you're done for. |
| fogleg40.mp3 | | Look sister, is any of this filtering through that little blue bonnet of yours? |
| fogleg41.mp3 | | Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for, for just such an emergency. |
| fogleg42.mp3 | | There ya are sister, have fun. |
| fogleg43.mp3 | | Now hold on, that was a joke girl. |
| fogleg44.mp3 | | I'm not one to stand by and let a lady do a man's job. |
| fogleg45.mp3 | | Show 'em what ya got but dooon't let 'em have it. Ya gotta teeeze 'em a little. Make 'em chase ya. |
| fogleg46.mp3 | | Dog: Well with that puss your only chance to get a rooster is to trap one. |
| fogleg47.mp3 | | Prissy: Woohooo, he's chasing me. |
| fogleg48.mp3 | | I need your love to keep me warm. |
| fogleg49.mp3 | | If the missus comes back and finds it gone...Ooooh, what she'll do to me. |
| fogleg50.mp3 | | But I got, I say, I gotta show the little egghead I still got a couple of tricks up my sleeve. |
| fogleg51.mp3 | | Smart boy, got a mind like a steel trap...full of mice. |
| fogleg52.mp3 | | This boy's making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwing a fit on a tin roof. |
| fogleg53.mp3 | | Boy, she's the original dumb cluck. |
| fogleg54.mp3 | | When it comes to brains, she missed the bus too. |
| fogleg55.mp3 | | Cock-a-doodle do! I say, cock-a-doodle do. Dumb sun ain't too bright. |
| fogleg56.mp3 | | Well when, I say, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. |
| fogleg57.mp3 | | Hey, you're way ahead of yourself boy. You gotta learn to crow first. |
| fogleg58.mp3 | | Scared? Who, me? Course I'm not scared! |
| fogleg59.mp3 | | Hmmm, I better play it cagey. |
| fogleg60.mp3 | | The screwball in the back pocket... |
| fogleg61.mp3 | | Now who's responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person? |
| fogleg62.mp3 | | Make way for the King of the Road! Yahoo! |
| fogleg63.mp3 | | Like beating a dead horse...he's got no get up and go. |
| fogleg64.mp3 | | Pay attention, boy. I'm cutting but you ain't bleeding. |
| fogleg65.mp3 | | Adios you chicken-plucking little stinker! |
