| Filename | Player | Description |
|---|---|---|
| arrest.mp3 | Gomer: Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest! | |
| bfroads.mp3 | Barney: During our lifetime we travel many roads. | |
| blabber.mp3 | Aunt Bea: According to you the Lord made two sexes. Men and blabbermouths. | |
| candy.mp3 | Opie: Why can't I have a candy bar? | |
| criminal.mp3 | Barney: Well for my money he's got all the facial characteristics of a criminal. You know the narrow chin and the eyes close together, and slack jaw with a prominent overbite. | |
| cutup.mp3 | Andy: Morning ladies. My goodness don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good. | |
| elephant.mp3 | Barney: You wouldn't notice a muddy elephant in the snow, would you. | |
| ernest.mp3 | Ernest T:It's me, it's me, it's Ernest T. | |
| funny.mp3 | Barney: Yeah, yeah you were funnin', you're funny allright, you're a scream. You oughta get a job on one of those excursion boats. | |
| gomer3.mp3 | Gomer: Sometimes I have trouble talking to girls. | |
| gossip.mp3 | I suppose you are not capable of gossiping. Andy: Oh, oh I guess we're capable alright, but somehow or another it just don't come as natural to us as it does to you. | |
| guilt.mp3 | Barney: Guilt's written all over him. | |
| hartache.mp3 | Barney: Six dollars a week and what do I get? Heartache! Nothing but heartache! | |
| karate.mp3 | Barney: That's right karate. Made my whole body a weapon. | |
| lawman.mp3 | The Lawman Theme. | |
| nipitbud.mp3 | Nip it in the bud! | |
| no.mp3 | Straight out, N O or flat no dice. | |
| otis8.mp3 | Barney: You ain't got a hobby, Otis. Otis: I gotta hobby, drinkin'. | |
| shezzam.mp3 | Gomer: Shezzam! |
