|Has she ever considered acting?
|Lucy: I have a plan.
|Ricky: I think she's blown her top.
|Fred: You better get out of this joint before she starts foaming at the mouth and bites somebody.
|Ethel: Lucy, what's going on around here?
|Lucy: I feel fine, but you know it's hot in here.
|Lucy: I uh hope you didn't go to too much trouble.
|Ethel: What are you doing over here anyway? Massaging his shoulder. I'll rub it if it needs rubbing.
|Ricky: Lucy! I'm home.
|Lucy: What a bunch of jug heads we are.
|Lucy: Soon as I get to feeling a little better I'm gonna kill myself.
|Ricky: What-a-matter with everybody, everybody's so grumpy every morning around here.
|Lucy: I was lulling you into a false sense of security.
|Lucy: Now it's just been a mistake. Ethel: Yes, and we made it!
|Lucy: I know there's nothing to it, but I wanna know what it is there's nothing to.
|Lucy: No, I'm not mad because you're late.
|Lucy: Oh Ricky look!
|Lucy: Fortunately I'm too big for the garbage disposal.
|Ricky: What happened?
|Lucy: Why Ethel what's the matter with you?
|Lucy: If we could just think of a way to make a sneaky switch. Ricky: Well that's your department. You're vice president in charge of sneaky switches.
|Ricky: Adios amigos.
|Lucy: Somethings happened to my brain. It's all dried up.
|Lucy, why don't you answer me?
|And don't jabber at me in a foreign tongue.
|Ricky: Aye aye aye.
|Lucy: Isn't that a dilly?
|Ricky: Well you really fixed yourself up good this time.