| hm01.mp3 | | Norton: but, can it core a apple? |
| hm02.mp3 | | Ralph: Bang-zoom! |
| hm03.mp3 | | Ralph: You are a bum. |
| hm04.mp3 | | Ralph: Whatta ya mean I'm not an expert? |
| hm05.mp3 | | Norton: Well I guess as time goes on I grew older. I matured. Ralph: Yeah, now you're a full grown nut. |
| hm06.mp3 | | Ralph: You're the greatest. |
| hm07.mp3 | | Ralph: Har, Har, Hardy Har Har! |
| hm08.mp3 | | Norton addressing the golf ball: Hello ball! |
| hm09.mp3 | | Ralph: It's the same old story, its not what ya know, its who ya know. |
| hm10.mp3 | | Alice: I'm not going to help you make an idiot out of yourself. Ralph: I don't need your help I'll do it myself. |
| hm11.mp3 | | Ralph: OH, you're startin' right in, hah, startin' right in with the insults, no warming up in the bull pen or nuttin', huh? |
| hm12.mp3 | | Ralph: Somewhere in this world there is a straight jacket waitin' for that man! |
| hm13.mp3 | | Ralph: Your a riot Alice, your're a regular riot, hope they like those jokes on the moon cause thats where your goin'. |
| hm14.mp3 | | Ralph: Oh Mr. Norton, I like a man who can stand and think on his feet. Norton works in a sewer, he's gotta stand on his feet to think. If he sat down he drown! |
| hm15.mp3 | | Ralph: All your life you're beefin' and screaming when is my ship gonna come in, when is my ship gonna come in. Well here it is, .. the Queen Mary. |
| hm16.mp3 | | Ralph: Alice, will you shut up! |
| hm17.mp3 | | Norton: Hey a Ralph? Ralph: What? Norton: Do you mind if I smoke? Ralph: I don't care if ya burn. |
| hm18.mp3 | | Ralph: Ya know, this is how ya get places, solicalizing with the higher ups. |
| hm19.mp3 | | Ralph (as chef of the future): I heard your wish, and I have come here to answer it. |
| hm20.mp3 | | I have a BIG! MOUTH! |
| hm21.mp3 | | Ralph: Because I have got enough confidence in me for the both of us. Alice: You've got enough everything in you for the both of us. |
| hm22.mp3 | | Ralph: When they made me, they thew away the mold. Norton: They had to, you probably broke it. |
| hm23.mp3 | | Norton: I am ready oh Captain Video. |
| hm24.mp3 | | Alice: Ralph? Ralph: What? Alice: Don't you notice anything? Ralph: Your stockings are crooked. |
| hm25.mp3 | | Norton: Now listen Ralph, as long as we're neighbors you don't have to call me Norton. Call me Eduardo. |
| hm26.mp3 | | Alice: Ralph, do you know what time it is? Ralph: Yeah, it's a little after eleven. Alice: You're right, it's three hour afer eleven. |
| hm27.mp3 | | Ralph: Homna Homna Homna... |
| hm28.mp3 | | Ralph: The bills will get bigger and bigger and I'll get less to eat. I'll start losing weight. Then you know what I'll look like? Alice: Yeah, a human being. |
| hm29.mp3 | | Ralph: What does icky mean? Norton: I don't know why? Ralph: Alice just said I was icky. Norton: Must mean fat. |
| hm30.mp3 | | Ralph: I'm the king here, remember that. |
| hm31.mp3 | | Ralph: I call you killer because you slay me. Alice: And I'm calling Bellvue because you're nuts! |
| hm32.mp3 | | Ralph: One of these days. One of these days... POW! Right in the kisser. |
| hm33.mp3 | | Ralph: Hey here's a little letter. I've been waiting for this. |
| hm34.mp3 | | Ralph: Just be a little careful Alice, a little careful. Remember the life you save may be your own. |
| hm35.mp3 | | Alice: You men just think that you own this world. Ralph: Yeah, but you women get revenge. You marry us. |
| hm36.mp3 | | Ralph: She doesn't mean to be mean. She's just born that way. |
| hm37.mp3 | | Ralph: If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side. Norton: When you come down the street, there ain't no other side. |
| hm38.mp3 | | Ralph: Peanuts, peanuts, what am I gonna do with peanuts. Alice: Eat 'em like any other elephant. |
| hm39.mp3 | | Ralph rings bell to summon maid: Maid: If that's the Good Humor man, get me a popsicle. |
| hm40.mp3 | | Ralph: You ssssneak! |
| hm41.mp3 | | Norton: Eh, what is this amount here? 1053622 What amount. That's no amount, that's my social security number. Norton: I thought maybe it was your weight. |
| hm42.mp3 | | Norton: Hey there Ralphie boy! |
| hm43.mp3 | | Norton: A sew worker's like a brain surgeon, we're both specialists. |
| hm44.mp3 | | Ralph: I know how she is. She's never gonna be any different, Alice. She's gonna be the same old way Alice! She's a BLABBER MOUTH!!! A BLABBER MOUTH!!! |
| hm45.mp3 | | Ralph: How sweet it is. |
| hm46.mp3 | | Norton: Va va va voom! |
| hm47.mp3 | | Ralph: I don't want the television set. You can have it Norton. Norton: I don't want either Ralph, (crying) all I want is you! |
