|The Illudium Q36 explosive space modulator.
|Brace yourself for immediate disintegration.
|Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom.
|Oh drat these computers, they're so naughty and so complex.
|Oh goody, my illudium Q36 explosive space modulator. BOOM!
|At long last, my dream come true.
|I do believe you are right.
|The Earth? Oh, the Earth will be gone in just a few seconds.
|I claim this planet in the name of Mars. Isn't that lovely, hmm.
|Well, back to the old drawing board.
|You have made me very angry. Very angry indeed.
|Isn't it delightful?
|Begging for mercy makes me angry.
|Oh, I'm going to blow it up.
|Oh dear, now I shall have to create more Martians.