abdirect.mp3 | | Archie: What about you meathead, didn't I give you a direct order. |
abfunny.mp3 | | Archie: Don't try to be funny will ya meathead. |
ablist.mp3 | | Archie: Hey you listening to me? Hey meathead! |
alone.mp3 | | Edith: Archie, do you like spending time alone with me like this? |
archie.mp3 | | Edith: Archie! |
athiest.mp3 | | Archie: We didn't crawl out from under no rocks. We didn't have no tails. And we didn't come from monkeys you atheistic pinko meathead. |
balanced.mp3 | | Archie: Tori, Feldman, O'Reilly, Nelson. It's an Italian, a Jew, an Irishman, and a regular American. It's what I call a balanced ticket. |
beer.mp3 | | Edith: Here's ya beer, Archie. |
beeswax.mp3 | | Archie: Listen little girl, you just go on and mind your own beeswax, hah. |
burp.mp3 | | Archie burping. |
chair.mp3 | | Archie: Get outta my chair! |
chick.mp3 | | Archie: Now ya wanna know who I think we should call? Edith: Who? Archie: Chicken Delight Edith, because we ain't gonna get no supper outta you. |
dingbat.mp3 | | Archie: Dingbat. |
ding-bat.mp3 | | Archie: D.B. Edith. Edith: D.B.? Archie: Dingbat! |
dope.mp3 | | Archie: What a dope. |
equal.mp3 | | Michael: I believe in total equality between man and woman. But that equality can only come about when the female partner is willing to confess her total inferiority. |
flush.mp3 | | Archie's toilet flushing. |
frank.mp3 | | Archie: I 'et a frankfurter... BURP! |
gain.mp3 | | Archie: It looks like we lost a daughter, but we gained a meathead. |
humor.mp3 | | Michael: Hi Arch, how the world treating you today? Archie: Don't start up with me! Michael: Oh here he is, the GoodHumor man. Have a pleasant day Arch? Archie: Yeah, beautiful. Coming home I was held up thirty-one minutes in that subway train. Packed in like sardines, we was. No lights, no fans. Me crushed up against a 300lb Italian half of which was pure garlic. |
kick.mp3 | | Archie: Now there's a kick in the groin. |
listen.mp3 | | Archie: I know people. The reason you don't know nothin' about people is you always got ya big mouth open. Ya never willing to listen to nobody. Salesman at door: How do you do sir, may I have a moment of your time? Archie: No. (closes front door). |
lo-cal.mp3 | | Archie: I wanna beer. Edith: Well what about your diet? You can't have a beer. Archie: Ain't I lucky to have you around to keep me from enjoying life. Then what can I have? Edith: You can have a nice lo-cal root beer. Archie: I'll vomit. |
locked.mp3 | | Archie: Got the whole place locked up tighter than a Jews purse. |
mhead.mp3 | | Archie: Tell you something Mr. Stivik. You are a meat-head. A meat-head, dead from the neck up. |
meathead.mp3 | | Archie: You are a meathead. |
shovel.mp3 | | Michael: You sure are shoveling it tonight Arch. |
shutup.mp3 | | Archie: Will you shuddup! |
shuthup.mp3 | | Archie: Ah shut the hell up! |
sticks.mp3 | | Sticks and stones may break my bones, but you are one dumb polock. |
toilet.mp3 | | Edith: Gloria! Gloria: Hold it ma, I'm waiting for daddy. Toilet flushes. |
torture.mp3 | | Edith sings. Archie: I know ya singing, and you know ya singing, but the neighbors are liable to thing I'm torturing you. |
whatarch.mp3 | | Edith: What Archie? |