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So this is your wife, eh? No! Atsa my camel.
Don't you know what duplicates are? Sure, those five kids up in Canada. Well, I wouldn't know about that. I haven't been in Canada in years.
Now here is a little peninsula, is a viaduct leading over to the mainland. Why a Duck? I'm alright. How are you?
Two fried eggs, two poached eggs, two scrambled eggs, and two medium-boiled eggs. And two hard-boiled eggs. And two hard-boiled eggs. Honk! Make that three hard-boiled eggs. Honk! And one duck egg.
Atsa fish! I no wanna the fish! No fish!
You got any insurance? What? Are you insured?! No, sir. Well, then you're just the fellow I wanna see. I have here an accident policy that'll absolutely protect you, no matter what happens. If you lose a leg, then we'll help you look for it. And all this will cost you've you got there? A dollar? One dollar. Here you are.
If we're successful in disposing of these lots, I'll give you a nice commission. 'bouta some money? Well, you can have your choice.
How much would you want to run into an open manhole? Just the cover charge. Well, drop in sometime. Sewer. Well, we cleaned that up pretty well.
When the crowd gathers 'round, I want you to mingle with 'em...Don't pick their pockets, just mingle with 'em, and... I'll find time for both. Well, maybe we'll cut out the auction.
Now listen to me...I'm not gonna have that redheaded fellow running around in the lobby. If you wanna keep him up in your room, you'll have to keep him in a trap. You can't catch him. Who is he?" Chico: "Atsa my partner, but he no speak. Oh, that's your silent partner.
The party of the second part shall be known in this contract as, The party of the second part. I no like-a the second party either. Well, you should've come to the first party...we didn't get home 'til around four in the morning. I was blind for three days.
Oh, Signor Pastrami...What is the first number? Number one!
How is it you never got double pneumonia? I go 'round by myself.
You remember me; Prince of Wales... Knock-knock-knock! Who is it? It's me, the King of England. My father! Knock-knock-knock-ring-slam!
It's alright, that's in every contract! That's what they call the 'Sanity Clause. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. You can't fool me...there ain't no Sanity Clause. Well, you win the white carnation.
Hey doc! Can you see us? If I can't, there's something wrong with my glasses.
Getta your tootsie-frootsie ice cream!
I'm getting a fine tootsie-frootsieing right here.
Sunup is the worst horse on the track. I notice he wins all the time. Well that's just because he comes in first.
One dollar and you'll remember me all your life. That's the most nauseating proposition I ever had.
Hello boss! What're you doing here? Well, this makes it a perfect voyage...I'm terribly sorry, but I thought this was my trunk. It is your trunk. I don't remember packing you boys.
Two beers, bartender. I'll take two beers too.
Where can I find you? Don't worry...wherever you are, you'll find us. No, I'm sick of that. Let's meet somewhere else.
Groucho: What is it? Chico: General Smith reports a gas attack. He wants to know what to do. Groucho: Tell him to take a teaspoon full of bicarbonate of soda and a half a glass of water. Chico: Yes sir.