| marxbr01.mp3 | | So this is your wife, eh? No! Atsa my camel. |
| marxbr02.mp3 | | Don't you know what duplicates are? Sure, those five kids up in Canada. Well, I wouldn't know about that. I haven't been in Canada in years. |
| marxbr03.mp3 | | Now here is a little peninsula, and...eh...here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland. Why a Duck? I'm alright. How are you? |
| marxbr04.mp3 | | Two fried eggs, two poached eggs, two scrambled eggs, and two medium-boiled eggs. And two hard-boiled eggs. And two hard-boiled eggs. Honk! Make that three hard-boiled eggs. Honk! And one duck egg. |
| marxbr05.mp3 | | Atsa fish! I no wanna the fish! No fish! |
| marxbr06.mp3 | | You got any insurance? What? Are you insured?! No, sir. Well, then you're just the fellow I wanna see. I have here an accident policy that'll absolutely protect you, no matter what happens. If you lose a leg, then we'll help you look for it. And all this will cost you is...eh...what've you got there? A dollar? One dollar. Here you are. |
| marxbr07.mp3 | | If we're successful in disposing of these lots, I'll give you a nice commission. And..eh..How 'bouta some money? Well, you can have your choice. |
| marxbr08.mp3 | | How much would you want to run into an open manhole? Just the cover charge. Well, drop in sometime. Sewer. Well, we cleaned that up pretty well. |
| marxbr09.mp3 | | When the crowd gathers 'round, I want you to mingle with 'em...Don't pick their pockets, just mingle with 'em, and... I'll find time for both. Well, maybe we'll cut out the auction. |
| marxbr10.mp3 | | Now listen to me...I'm not gonna have that redheaded fellow running around in the lobby. If you wanna keep him up in your room, you'll have to keep him in a trap. You can't catch him. Who is he?" Chico: "Atsa my partner, but he no speak. Oh, that's your silent partner. |
| marxbr11.mp3 | | The party of the second part shall be known in this contract as, The party of the second part. I no like-a the second party either. Well, you should've come to the first party...we didn't get home 'til around four in the morning. I was blind for three days. |
| marxbr12.mp3 | | Oh, Signor Pastrami...What is the first number? Number one! |
| marxbr13.mp3 | | How is it you never got double pneumonia? I go 'round by myself. |
| marxbr14.mp3 | | You remember me; Prince of Wales... Knock-knock-knock! Who is it? It's me, the King of England. My father! Knock-knock-knock-ring-slam! |
| marxbr15.mp3 | | It's alright, that's in every contract! That's what they call the 'Sanity Clause. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. You can't fool me...there ain't no Sanity Clause. Well, you win the white carnation. |
| marxbr16.mp3 | | Hey doc! Can you see us? If I can't, there's something wrong with my glasses. |
| marxbr17.mp3 | | Getta your tootsie-frootsie ice cream! |
| marxbr18.mp3 | | I'm getting a fine tootsie-frootsieing right here. |
| marxbr19.mp3 | | Sunup is the worst horse on the track. I notice he wins all the time. Well that's just because he comes in first. |
| marxbr20.mp3 | | One dollar and you'll remember me all your life. That's the most nauseating proposition I ever had. |
| marxbr21.mp3 | | Hello boss! What're you doing here? Well, this makes it a perfect voyage...I'm terribly sorry, but I thought this was my trunk. It is your trunk. I don't remember packing you boys. |
| marxbr22.mp3 | | Two beers, bartender. I'll take two beers too. |
| marxbr23.mp3 | | Where can I find you? Don't worry...wherever you are, you'll find us. No, I'm sick of that. Let's meet somewhere else. |
| marxbr24.mp3 | | Groucho: What is it? Chico: General Smith reports a gas attack. He wants to know what to do. Groucho: Tell him to take a teaspoon full of bicarbonate of soda and a half a glass of water. Chico: Yes sir. |
