bugelm01.mp3 | | Elmer: Pardon me but ya know you look just like a wabbit. Bugs: Eh. c'mere. Listen doc. Now don't spread this around. But eh, confidentially, I AM A WABBIT!!! |
bugelm02.mp3 | | Bugs: Knock Knock. Guess who? Elmer: Uh, Betty L'Mar? Bugs: Nope. Elmer: Uh, Barbara Stanwick. Bugs: Uh uh. Elmer: Rosemary Lane? Bugs: Nope! Elmer: Uh, Olivia Dehaviland. Bugs: Nope, but ya gettin' warmer. Elmer: Say, you wouldn't be that screwy wabbit would ya? Bugs: Mmmm, could be. |
bugelm03.mp3 | | Elmer: Dog gone you mean 'ol wabbit. That's the last straw. Bugs: Ok doc. I've had my fun see. To show ya I'm a sport I'll give ya a good shot at me. Now you stand here. (The continuation of this scene can be heard on bugs36.mp3 located in the Bugs Bunny section above). |
bugelm04.mp3 | | Elmer singing "I've Been Working on the Railroad". Bugs: Hey, that sounds like Frankie Sinatra. Or an unreasonable facsimile. |
bugelm05.mp3 | | Bugs: Eh, what's up doc? Elmer: I just put a crazy wabbit outa his misery. Bugs: It's muuuurder he says. How gruesome. Don't look now doc, but you missed me. |
bugelm06.mp3 | | Elmer: There's something screwy awound here. Bugs: Eh, could be you doc. |
bugelm07.mp3 | | Bugs: Only a rat would shoot a guy ...in the back. I reiterate, only a big fat rat would shoot a guy in the back. BANG! Elmer: So I'm a big fat rat. Bugs: Ah, have some cheese, rat! |
bugelm08.mp3 | | Elmer: Ahhh, no ya don't. Your under arrest. Bugs: On what charge? You got nothin' on me. Elmer: Oh no? Well listen to this... (reads charges). Bugs: Attention! Why look at you. You call yourself a mounty. You're a disgrace to the regiment. I'm gonna drum you outa the service. |
bugelm09.mp3 | | Mounty Elmer gets Bugs to the firing squad and grants one last request. |
bugelm10.mp3 | | Elmer: Uh, have one on the house wabbit. Bugs: No thanks doc, never touch the stuff. This guy's tryin' to slip me a mickey. |
bugelm11.mp3 | | Elmer: Now wabbit, dwink! Bugs: Hey, don't do it doc! Cut it out! Hey doc don't! Woop! |
bugelm12.mp3 | | Bugs: Heh, heh, heh , heh, I have more fun than people. You know that zany's never gonna catch me. Elmer: On the contwawy, Mr. wabbit! |
bugelm13.mp3 | | Bugs: Heh, heh, heh , heh, what a knucklehead. Ya gotta get early in the morning to outsmart this rabbit. Elmer: I got up at quarter to five, ha ha ha ha. |