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007.wav James Bond music. 73 k
alive.wav Dr. Frankenstein: He's alive! Alive! 34 k
amy.wav Great line from a great song by Amy Grant. 128 k
ardv1.wav The aardvark: Is it just me, or is anyone else here hungry? 27 k
bark12.wav Dog bark 18 k
billw98.wav Windows 98 crashes for Bill Gates. 319 k
bites.wav From MST3K: Mike: Ya know guys, whole situation being stuck up here in space, forced to watch cheesy movies, interact with other life forms, it kinda bites. Crow: Your startin' to catch on Kimo sabe. 299 k
chicken.wav Chicken singing Glenn Miller's "In the Mood". 302 k
clinhale.wav Recording of President Clinton claiming he didn't inhale. 72 k
crow.wav From MST3K: Crow: Your startin' to catch on Kimo sabe. 43 k
dbltake1.wav Double take sound from The Jetsons. 9 k
dinoroar.wav Dinoroar toy sound 60 k
dog2.wav Looney tunes dog. I think he's called Droopy: Oh thank you kind sir. 28 k
dropflag.wav Drop sound 2 k
godzilla.wav Godzilla's call 46 k
gotta_lo.wav Dinosaurs baby: Gotta love me! 10 k
gsmart01.wav Smart: Missed it by that much. 20 k
gwtw.wav Gone with the wind: Frankly my dear I don't give a damn. 26 k
h_mail.wav Homer Simpson: The mail! The mail is here! 61 k
hm01.wav Honeymooners - Ralph: Har har hardy har har. 25 k
hogan01.wav Hogan's Heroes - Shultz: I know nothing, nothing! 29 k
huffpuff.wav Looney tunes wolf: I'm gonna huff and I'll puff and I'll blowwwww your house down. 121 k
ilbeback.wav Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'll be back. 12 k
im.wav chime type sound 11 k
iwishiha.wav Little Rascals Spanky: I wish I had a monkey. 18 k
jetsnsdr.wav The Jetsons door bell. 31 k
mansong.wav The Man Song. 624 k
markq.wav Another drop sound. 2 k
mrngnam.wav Robing Williams from the Movie: Goooood morning Vietnam! 48 k
mutlylaf.wav Mutley laugh. From Wacky Racers. 23 k
o-tay.wav Little Rascals Porky: O - tay. 13 k
phone.wav Phone ring sound 14 k
rarn.wav Rarn sound 6 k
robot01.wav Robot from Lost in Space: Warning! Warning! Warning! 19 k
robot02.wav Robot from Lost in Space: Warning! Warning! Warning! Alien approaching! 48 k
robot03.wav Robot from Lost in Space: My micro-mechanism thanks you. My computer tapes thank you. And I thank you. 51 k
screech.wav Screech sound 21 k
shutup.wav Not sure which cartoon character: Ahhh shuttup! 66 k
silence.wav Dr. Smith from Lost in Space: Silence! You Ninny 18 k
smthhere.wav Dr. Smith from Lost in Space: Never fear, Smith is here. 29 k
trek01.wav Star Trek wav: Analysis verified. 15 k
trek02.wav Star Trek wav: One minute to auto destruct. 29 k
vitamin.wav Lucy: Hello friends, I'm your vita-mita-vegamin girl. 33 k
wewow.wav Sound from Little Rascals 23 k
whoon1st.wav Abbot & Costello's classic "Who's on First" routine. 1412 k

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