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daffy01.mp3
That's mighty hospitable of ya.
daffy02.mp3
Hasty la vista.
daffy03.mp3
Yes sir, I'm all fat tender duck. Now take this drumstick for instance, ain't that a beauty?
daffy04.mp3
Shoot 'em now! Shoot 'em now!
daffy05.mp3
That's the last straw. Now I use my secret weapon.
daffy06.mp3
How'd like to meet me in a fair fight...
daffy07.mp3
He'll never catch me in a million years, (chuckle) The dope.
daffy08.mp3
Ah there's good new tonight.
daffy09.mp3
Oh no ya don't. Not again. Sorry
daffy10.mp3
Hello, Transoceanic airport, gimme a one way ticket to the North Pole, please!
daffy11.mp3
In a pigs eye.
daffy12.mp3
And if anything happens to that egg, I'll slap your silly face clean off your head. But dear, if you'll just let me explain. (slap) Now pick up your face and sit on that egg. Yes dear.
daffy13.mp3
Hey stupid! Uh, uh, yes dear?
daffy14.mp3
Slipping in the bathtub is a very common household mishap.
daffy15.mp3
Pardon me sir, let me introduce myself. I represent the Ace Novelty Company of WalaWala Washington, dispensers of rib-tickling practical jokes for all occasions.
daffy16.mp3
Little does he realize that I have on my disintegration proof vest. You may fire when ready grizzly.
daffy17.mp3
Just a par-boiled minute!
daffy18.mp3
Let's go over here and talk private for a minute.
daffy19.mp3
Ah ha! Got the drop on you with my disintegrating pistol. And brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates. Heh, well, whatta ya know, it disintegrated.
daffy20.mp3
No no no no! Not the wed one, don't ever push the wed one.
daffy21.mp3
I claim this planet in the name of the earth!
daffy22.mp3
Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich.
daffy23.mp3
Your despicable.
daffy24.mp3
Oh, indubitabubbly sir.
daffy25.mp3
Well get back in that space ship!
daffy26.mp3
Your a great sport, a grrreat sport!
daffy27.mp3
Aren't we gruesome!
daffy28.mp3
I've never been so humiliated in all my life!
daffy29.mp3
Ha ha ha ha oh that's ridiculous, ha ha of all the stupid suggestions, ha ha ha ha ha!
daffy30.mp3
Brother, whatta way to run a railroad.
daffy31.mp3
Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Perry! Dodge! Spin! ...splash.
daffy32.mp3
You may fire when ready grisly.
daffy33.mp3
Ho ho, very funny. Ha ha, it is to laugh.
daffy34.mp3
Put it right there brother! Uh, half brother? Cousin? Total stranger?
daffy35.mp3
Say, some joint ya got here bub. I see ya done pretty well for yourself. A little lonesome though, I guess. Should have a companion for the long winter evenings.
daffy36.mp3
Hmmm, this is where this ingenious little black duck gets himself some free room and board.
daffy37.mp3
Aw shucks, I can't stand to see a dumb animal suffer.
daffy38.mp3
You look like the intellegent high type of customer we cater to.
daffy39.mp3
Ha ha ha ha ha ain't that a lu lu.
daffy40.mp3
Daffy sings: "Dashing through the snow...
daffy41.mp3
Don't go way Daniel boob, I'll be back in a flash!
daffy42.mp3
Eh, say, I'll bet your tired a lookin' at those dirty windows.
daffy43.mp3
Huh, no sense of humor.
daffy44.mp3
Daffy's crazy laugh
daffy45.mp3
Whatta party brother! I never had some much fun in my life! Ha! Ha! Ha!
daffy46.mp3
Oh ho boy I'm rich! I'm wealthy! I'm independent! I'm socially secure! I'm rich! I'm rich!
daffy47.mp3
Listen mac! You've got thirty-two teeth. Would you like to try for sixteen?
daffy48.mp3
A smashing frontal attack on enemy rear? Hurray!
daffy49.mp3
This'll fix his little red wagon.
daffy50.mp3
Whatta ya take me for, a nincom....poop!
daffy51.mp3
You know, I'll bet if he put his mind to it, he could be positively obnoxious.
daffy52.mp3
Ah I see ya in there beady little red rimmed eyes. Criminal type. Set close together.
daffy53.mp3
Boy, whatta bunch of sore heads.
daffy54.mp3
Okay I'll talk to you then my snarly lookin' friend.
daffy55.mp3
Daffy sings.
daffy56.mp3
Come on now, don't be bashful.
daffy57.mp3
Hmmm, so far, so good.
daffy58.mp3
Duck Dodgers - As I was saying buster, this planet ain't big enough for the two of us so... off ya go!
daffy59.mp3
Duck Dodgers - Now then eager young space cadet, here is the course we shall pursue to find Planet-X.
daffy60.mp3
Duck Dodgers - I'll see what the little stinker is up to on my super video detecto set.
daffy61.mp3
Duck Dodgers - Are you ready, eager young space cadet?
daffy62.mp3
Duck Dodgers - Gad! How do I do it?
daffy63.mp3
Duck Dodgers - Porky: Happy bde bde birthday you thing from another world you. Marvin: Oh thank you. Boom!
daffy64.mp3
Duck Dodgers - Make way for Duck Dodgers in the 24th and a half century!
daffy65.mp3
Oops! Heh, had the silly thing in reverse.
daffy66.mp3
Well I guess he's had enough. I'll send him an ultimatum.
daffy67.mp3
All aboard! Train leaving on track five for Anaheim, Azuza and Kookamonga. Step right up.
daffy68.mp3
Well ask me, go ahead, ask me.
daffy69.mp3
Glad to meet ya, chubby.
daffy70.mp3
Ahhhh, hahahaha, cigarette?
daffy71.mp3
Don't do anything rash. Stop staring at me with those little piggy eyes. Let's be civilized about this.
daffy72.mp3
Well, I'm gonna fix that goon's wagon myself.
daffy73.mp3
Hey, whaddya know, he's colder'n a foundered flounder.
daffy74.mp3
Goodnight, kid.
daffy75.mp3
Yes sir, sure shows whose got the brains.....he has.
daffy76.mp3
You're gonna hurt somebody that way. Probably me.
daffy77.mp3
I came to get those solid gold goodies and I aint leaving without them, on account of I am greedy.
daffy78.mp3
Now just a darn minute, chum. I can take a hint. Some hospitality. And another thing, you're a slovenly housekeeper.
daffy79.mp3
Ingenuity triumphs every time.
daffy80.mp3
Oh yeah? Well you just watch. How do you suppose I'm doing this?
daffy81.mp3
Why that little monster.
daffy82.mp3
Oh, you mad, impetuous boy, you.
daffy83.mp3
Everybody up, rise and shine, its a new day.
daffy84.mp3
That's just plain old silly.
daffy85.mp3
Right in the mouth. Every morning the same thing.
daffy86.mp3
A regular Sleeping Beauty.
daffy87.mp3
This I can't watch. Too gruesome.
daffy88.mp3
What a house, what a house. All it needs are hands coming out of the wall - like those over my head.
daffy89.mp3
I certainly hope you appreciate what I've done for you.
daffy90.mp3
Whoa-ho-ho Nelly!
daffy91.mp3
Oh officer, this man has been acting very suspiciously.
daffy92.mp3
Now that was a bright thing to do. Now we've got to stow them all over again.
daffy93.mp3
There's no cops around here. Come on, step on it.
daffy94.mp3
Relax, I'll handle this.
daffy95.mp3
I'll fix the little squirt.
daffy96.mp3
Trouble schmouble, I'll take care of this little joker.
daffy97.mp3
Alright, Junior, come on out of there.
daffy98.mp3
Lucky thing for you I was able to come along, you seem kind of helpless by yourself
daffy99.mp3
Why that's an outrage. You wait here, I'll fix it, I'll slap them with a habeaus corpusul
daffy100.mp3
Oohh, the dirty double-crosser.
daffy101.mp3
Oh no you won't, what are you, chicken?
daffy102.mp3
I'll have to use stragedy.
daffy103.mp3
Why that little creep is nothing but a stoolpigeon.
daffy104.mp3
Well this little black duck comes prepared for just such an emergency.
daffy105.mp3
Ah, a music lover. What would you like to hear next, sailor?
daffy106.mp3
Going somewhere, pigeon?
daffy107.mp3
Apparently Bugsy boy doesn't realize that he is up against a superior adversary this time.
daffy108.mp3
Ho boy, just what I always wanted, sheesh.
daffy109.mp3
Hmm, only a dirty rat would do that. Or, a dirty duck.
daffy110.mp3
Tut tut, tut tut, you deserve it.
daffy111.mp3
So that's the way he wants to play, huh?
daffy112.mp3
Well, what do ya think of the Series? Looks like the market's due for a rise if stocks don't go down.
daffy113.mp3
Now he tells us, sheesh.
daffy114.mp3
Ah, there you are. I've been looking all over for you.
daffy115.mp3
Hey, he's ahead of me. I'll have to take the shortcut and head him off at the pass.
daffy116.mp3
This whole think is a fake. The way it's done is very simple.
daffy117.mp3
Are we to assume that there is anything significant in this attitude of your's?
daffy118.mp3
Don't try to fight me now, hurry, they're on your trail, run! Ahhhhhh! And stay on the straight and narrow.
daffy119.mp3
OK Mac, you win.
daffy120.mp3
OK, boss, a star is born and that star is me.
daffy121.mp3
Oh no you don't. Taking all the soft jobs and leaving all the tough ones for me to do? I'll do this one.
daffy122.mp3
Oh boy, I could be sent to prison for the scenes I'm going to steal.
daffy123.mp3
Make up!
daffy124.mp3
I'm a duck, D-U-K, duck, loaded with talent.
daffy125.mp3
What a job for a duck with my talents. While others, with nothing on the ball, get all the breaks.
daffy126.mp3
Huh? Oh, so its you again.
daffy127.mp3
Sufferin' sassafrass. I've been sabotaged.
daffy128.mp3
Thank you very much. And here's something for your trouble.
daffy129.mp3
Whaddaya mean 'Smile when I say that?' OK, I'm smiling, I'm smiling.
daffy130.mp3
The nerve of some people. Profitting from other people's miseries.
daffy131.mp3
I guess I can take a hint. I guess I know when I'm not wanted.
daffy132.mp3
Say, nobody must know about this. I'll have to hide it someplace.
daffy133.mp3
One thing you gotta admit, I sure get my money's worth.
daffy134.mp3
I'm losing my patience.
daffy135.mp3
Well, it was expensive, but here's to the end of a long dry spell.
daffy136.mp3
Anyone for instant duck? Just add water.
daffy137.mp3
Hmmm, that's strange. She's got 5 o'clock shadow, and its only 4:30.
daffy138.mp3
Halt! Don't move a muscle, you're covered.
daffy139.mp3
Belly up to the bar, boys, the drinks are on me.
daffy140.mp3
Oh, you're a scream.
daffy141.mp3
What's this? But of course, a phone. Hello? Hello? Hello?
daffy142.mp3
Now then, Yoicks and away....Crash
daffy143.mp3
Yoicks and away! Crash. Yoicks and away! Crash. Yoicks and away! Crash...
daffy144.mp3
Why you...
daffy145.mp3
Hmm, let's see now, something amiss here. I'll run through it. Ho, haha, Guard, Turn, Parry, ...
daffy146.mp3
Now the, fatso, watch as I put a shaft through his wishbone.
daffy147.mp3
Daffy sings the Robin Hood Song (trip and trip and trip and trip ...)
daffy148.mp3
See yon rich unwary traveler, I'll rob him of his gold and give it to some poor, unworthy slob...
daffy149.mp3
I'll ho ho and haha you with my trusty quarterstaff. Actually, its a buck and a quarter quarterstaff, but I'm not telling him that.
daffy150.mp3
Look, give me a chance, can't ya? I'll prove I'm Robin Hood.
daffy151.mp3
Look no further, good Friar, for I am he for whom thou seekests. I am Robin Hood.
daffy152.mp3
But honest and truly I am Robin Hood.
daffy153.mp3
Ho ho and ha ha, heh? I'll ho ho and ha ha you, fat friar.
daffy154.mp3
Come on, come on, I really got it made this time.
daffy155.mp3
So, you're gonna be stubborn, huh?
daffy156.mp3
Its fairly obvious that the sneaks snuck back.
daffy157.mp3
Alright you little stinkers, sink or swim.
daffy158.mp3
Gotcha! Let's see ya sneak out of this, you silly rodent.
daffy159.mp3
There you are my little yellow darling. We'll never part again. Just you and me forever.
daffy160.mp3
It pains me deeply to think an element of suspicion has entered our friendship. I consider it a slur....
daffy161.mp3
Oh, there you are. I've been searching frantically for you everywhere.
daffy162.mp3
Oh, the pitiful shame of it all. To think our friendship has come to this.
daffy163.mp3
But we're partners, remember? 50/50? What's mine is your's and what's your's is mine. You want to be honest, dont' you?
daffy164.mp3
Maybe its just paranoia. All rich people get it.
daffy165.mp3
You are the key to my luxurious future. Big bucks, that's what I'm into.
daffy166.mp3
Now you're just filthy and vulgar.
daffy167.mp3
Tsk, tsk. You act as if you don't trust me.
daffy168.mp3
A thousand curses! I never really believed in curses until now.
daffy169.mp3
I gotta pull myself together. I can't crack up just when I've got it made.
daffy170.mp3
How astonishing, will wonders never cease.
daffy171.mp3
No more for me thanks. I'm driving.
daffy172.mp3
Good morning, sir. I represent the Hot Foot Casualty Underwriters Insurance Company of Schenetady.
daffy173.mp3
Yeech, the way he pampers that flea-bitten apple polisher.
daffy174.mp3
What's Humphrey Bogart got that I ain't got?
daffy175.mp3
Oh knock it off. How jolly can ya get?
daffy176.mp3
Alright, enough is enough! This is the final, the very, very last straw!
daffy177.mp3
Ehh, laughs galore.
daffy178.mp3
Stand back, Muskateers! They shall sample my blade! Touche!
daffy179.mp3
Watch that first step, its a dilly!
daffy180.mp3
Sufferin' succotash, what am I waiting for?
daffy181.mp3
Look, Buster, you're in the wrong hole. This one happens to be mine. Now scram.

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