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Honeymooners

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hm01.mp3
Norton: but, can it core a apple?
hm02.mp3
Ralph: Bang-zoom!
hm03.mp3
Ralph: You are a bum.
hm04.mp3
Ralph: Whatta ya mean I'm not an expert?
hm05.mp3
Norton: Well I guess as time goes on I grew older. I matured. Ralph: Yeah, now you're a full grown nut.
hm06.mp3
Ralph: You're the greatest.
hm07.mp3
Ralph: Har, Har, Hardy Har Har!
hm08.mp3
Norton addressing the golf ball: Hello ball!
hm09.mp3
Ralph: It's the same old story, its not what ya know, its who ya know.
hm10.mp3
Alice: I'm not going to help you make an idiot out of yourself. Ralph: I don't need your help I'll do it myself.
hm11.mp3
Ralph: OH, you're startin' right in, hah, startin' right in with the insults, no warming up in the bull pen or nuttin', huh?
hm12.mp3
Ralph: Somewhere in this world there is a straight jacket waitin' for that man!
hm13.mp3
Ralph: Your a riot Alice, your're a regular riot, hope they like those jokes on the moon cause thats where your goin'.
hm14.mp3
Ralph: Oh Mr. Norton, I like a man who can stand and think on his feet. Norton works in a sewer, he's gotta stand on his feet to think. If he sat down he drown!
hm15.mp3
Ralph: All your life you're beefin' and screaming when is my ship gonna come in, when is my ship gonna come in. Well here it is, .. the Queen Mary.
hm16.mp3
Ralph: Alice, will you shut up!
hm17.mp3
Norton: Hey a Ralph? Ralph: What? Norton: Do you mind if I smoke? Ralph: I don't care if ya burn.
hm18.mp3
Ralph: Ya know, this is how ya get places, solicalizing with the higher ups.
hm19.mp3
Ralph (as chef of the future): I heard your wish, and I have come here to answer it.
hm20.mp3
I have a BIG! MOUTH!
hm21.mp3
Ralph: Because I have got enough confidence in me for the both of us. Alice: You've got enough everything in you for the both of us.
hm22.mp3
Ralph: When they made me, they thew away the mold. Norton: They had to, you probably broke it.
hm23.mp3
Norton: I am ready oh Captain Video.
hm24.mp3
Alice: Ralph? Ralph: What? Alice: Don't you notice anything? Ralph: Your stockings are crooked.
hm25.mp3
Norton: Now listen Ralph, as long as we're neighbors you don't have to call me Norton. Call me Eduardo.
hm26.mp3
Alice: Ralph, do you know what time it is? Ralph: Yeah, it's a little after eleven. Alice: You're right, it's three hour afer eleven.
hm27.mp3
Ralph: Homna Homna Homna...
hm28.mp3
Ralph: The bills will get bigger and bigger and I'll get less to eat. I'll start losing weight. Then you know what I'll look like? Alice: Yeah, a human being.
hm29.mp3
Ralph: What does icky mean? Norton: I don't know why? Ralph: Alice just said I was icky. Norton: Must mean fat.
hm30.mp3
Ralph: I'm the king here, remember that.
hm31.mp3
Ralph: I call you killer because you slay me. Alice: And I'm calling Bellvue because you're nuts!
hm32.mp3
Ralph: One of these days. One of these days... POW! Right in the kisser.
hm33.mp3
Ralph: Hey here's a little letter. I've been waiting for this.
hm34.mp3
Ralph: Just be a little careful Alice, a little careful. Remember the life you save may be your own.
hm35.mp3
Alice: You men just think that you own this world. Ralph: Yeah, but you women get revenge. You marry us.
hm36.mp3
Ralph: She doesn't mean to be mean. She's just born that way.
hm37.mp3
Ralph: If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side. Norton: When you come down the street, there ain't no other side.
hm38.mp3
Ralph: Peanuts, peanuts, what am I gonna do with peanuts. Alice: Eat 'em like any other elephant.
hm39.mp3
Ralph rings bell to summon maid: Maid: If that's the Good Humor man, get me a popsicle.
hm40.mp3
Ralph: You ssssneak!
hm41.mp3
Norton: Eh, what is this amount here? 1053622 What amount. That's no amount, that's my social security number. Norton: I thought maybe it was your weight.
hm42.mp3
Norton: Hey there Ralphie boy!
hm43.mp3
Norton: A sew worker's like a brain surgeon, we're both specialists.
hm44.mp3
Ralph: I know how she is. She's never gonna be any different, Alice. She's gonna be the same old way Alice! She's a BLABBER MOUTH!!! A BLABBER MOUTH!!!
hm45.mp3
Ralph: How sweet it is.
hm46.mp3
Norton: Va va va voom!
hm47.mp3
Ralph: I don't want the television set. You can have it Norton. Norton: I don't want either Ralph, (crying) all I want is you!