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Andy Griffith Show

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FilenamePlayerDescription
arrest.mp3
Gomer: Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest!
bfroads.mp3
Barney: During our lifetime we travel many roads.
blabber.mp3
Aunt Bea: According to you the Lord made two sexes. Men and blabbermouths.
candy.mp3
Opie: Why can't I have a candy bar?
criminal.mp3
Barney: Well for my money he's got all the facial characteristics of a criminal. You know the narrow chin and the eyes close together, and slack jaw with a prominent overbite.
cutup.mp3
Andy: Morning ladies. My goodness don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good.
elephant.mp3
Barney: You wouldn't notice a muddy elephant in the snow, would you.
ernest.mp3
Ernest T:It's me, it's me, it's Ernest T.
funny.mp3
Barney: Yeah, yeah you were funnin', you're funny allright, you're a scream. You oughta get a job on one of those excursion boats.
gomer3.mp3
Gomer: Sometimes I have trouble talking to girls.
gossip.mp3
I suppose you are not capable of gossiping. Andy: Oh, oh I guess we're capable alright, but somehow or another it just don't come as natural to us as it does to you.
guilt.mp3
Barney: Guilt's written all over him.
hartache.mp3
Barney: Six dollars a week and what do I get? Heartache! Nothing but heartache!
karate.mp3
Barney: That's right karate. Made my whole body a weapon.
lawman.mp3
The Lawman Theme.
nipitbud.mp3
Nip it in the bud!
no.mp3
Straight out, N O or flat no dice.
otis8.mp3
Barney: You ain't got a hobby, Otis. Otis: I gotta hobby, drinkin'.
shezzam.mp3
Gomer: Shezzam!