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All in the Family

 

bunkers
FilenamePlayerDescription
abdirect.mp3
Archie: What about you meathead, didn't I give you a direct order.
abfunny.mp3
Archie: Don't try to be funny will ya meathead.
ablist.mp3
Archie: Hey you listening to me? Hey meathead!
alone.mp3
Edith: Archie, do you like spending time alone with me like this?
archie.mp3
Edith: Archie!
athiest.mp3
Archie: We didn't crawl out from under no rocks. We didn't have no tails. And we didn't come from monkeys you atheistic pinko meathead.
balanced.mp3
Archie: Tori, Feldman, O'Reilly, Nelson. It's an Italian, a Jew, an Irishman, and a regular American. It's what I call a balanced ticket.
beer.mp3
Edith: Here's ya beer, Archie.
beeswax.mp3
Archie: Listen little girl, you just go on and mind your own beeswax, hah.
burp.mp3
Archie burping.
chair.mp3
Archie: Get outta my chair!
chick.mp3
Archie: Now ya wanna know who I think we should call? Edith: Who? Archie: Chicken Delight Edith, because we ain't gonna get no supper outta you.
dingbat.mp3
Archie: Dingbat.
ding-bat.mp3
Archie: D.B. Edith. Edith: D.B.? Archie: Dingbat!
dope.mp3
Archie: What a dope.
equal.mp3
Michael: I believe in total equality between man and woman. But that equality can only come about when the female partner is willing to confess her total inferiority.
flush.mp3
Archie's toilet flushing.
frank.mp3
Archie: I 'et a frankfurter... BURP!
gain.mp3
Archie: It looks like we lost a daughter, but we gained a meathead.
humor.mp3
Michael: Hi Arch, how the world treating you today? Archie: Don't start up with me! Michael: Oh here he is, the GoodHumor man. Have a pleasant day Arch? Archie: Yeah, beautiful. Coming home I was held up thirty-one minutes in that subway train. Packed in like sardines, we was. No lights, no fans. Me crushed up against a 300lb Italian half of which was pure garlic.
kick.mp3
Archie: Now there's a kick in the groin.
listen.mp3
Archie: I know people. The reason you don't know nothin' about people is you always got ya big mouth open. Ya never willing to listen to nobody. Salesman at door: How do you do sir, may I have a moment of your time? Archie: No. (closes front door).
lo-cal.mp3
Archie: I wanna beer. Edith: Well what about your diet? You can't have a beer. Archie: Ain't I lucky to have you around to keep me from enjoying life. Then what can I have? Edith: You can have a nice lo-cal root beer. Archie: I'll vomit.
locked.mp3
Archie: Got the whole place locked up tighter than a Jews purse.
mhead.mp3
Archie: Tell you something Mr. Stivik. You are a meat-head. A meat-head, dead from the neck up.
meathead.mp3
Archie: You are a meathead.
shovel.mp3
Michael: You sure are shoveling it tonight Arch.
shutup.mp3
Archie: Will you shuddup!
shuthup.mp3
Archie: Ah shut the hell up!
sticks.mp3
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but you are one dumb polock.
toilet.mp3
Edith: Gloria! Gloria: Hold it ma, I'm waiting for daddy. Toilet flushes.
torture.mp3
Edith sings. Archie: I know ya singing, and you know ya singing, but the neighbors are liable to thing I'm torturing you.
whatarch.mp3
Edith: What Archie?