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hm01.wav Norton: but, can it core a apple? 23 k
hm02.wav Ralph: Bang-zoom! 16 k
hm03.wav Ralph: You are a bum. 32 k
hm04.wav Ralph: Whatta ya mean I'm not an expert? 18 k
hm05.wav Norton: Well I guess as time goes on I grew older. I matured. Ralph: Yeah, now you're a full grown nut. 76 k
hm06.wav Ralph: You're the greatest. 11 k
hm07.wav Ralph: Har, Har, Hardy Har Har! 30 k
hm08.wav Norton addressing the golf ball: Hello ball! 12 k
hm09.wav Ralph: It's the same old story, its not what ya know, its who ya know. 34 k
hm10.wav Alice: I'm not going to help you make an idiot out of yourself. Ralph: I don't need your help I'll do it myself. 45 k
hm11.wav Ralph: OH, you're startin' right in, hah, startin' right in with the insults, no warming up in the bull pen or nuttin', huh? 75 k
hm12.wav Ralph: Somewhere in this world there is a straight jacket waitin' for that man! 38 k
hm13.wav Ralph: Your a riot Alice, your're a regular riot, hope they like those jokes on the moon cause thats where your goin'. 62 k
hm14.wav Ralph: Oh Mr. Norton, I like a man who can stand and think on his feet. Norton works in a sewer, he's gotta stand on his feet to think. If he sat down he drown! 93 k
hm15.wav Ralph: All your life you're beefin' and screaming when is my ship gonna come in, when is my ship gonna come in. Well here it is, .. the Queen Mary. 79 k
hm16.wav Ralph: Alice, will you shut up! 20 k
hm17.wav Norton: Hey a Ralph? Ralph: What? Norton: Do you mind if I smoke? Ralph: I don't care if ya burn. 59 k
hm18.wav Ralph: Ya know, this is how ya get places, solicalizing with the higher ups. 37 k
hm19.wav Ralph (as chef of the future): I heard your wish, and I have come here to answer it. 39 k
hm20.wav I have a BIG! MOUTH! 47 k
hm21.wav Ralph: Because I have got enough confidence in me for the both of us. Alice: You've got enough everything in you for the both of us. 71 k
hm22.wav Ralph: When they made me, they thew away the mold. Norton: They had to, you probably broke it. 53 k
hm23.wav Norton: I am ready oh Captain Video. 35 k
hm24.wav Alice: Ralph? Ralph: What? Alice: Don't you notice anything? Ralph: Your stockings are crooked. 84 k
hm25.wav Norton: Now listen Ralph, as long as we're neighbors you don't have to call me Norton. Call me Eduardo. 58 k
hm26.wav Alice: Ralph, do you know what time it is? Ralph: Yeah, it's a little after eleven. Alice: You're right, it's three hour afer eleven. 77 k
hm27.wav Ralph: Homna Homna Homna... 17 k
hm28.wav Ralph: The bills will get bigger and bigger and I'll get less to eat. I'll start losing weight. Then you know what I'll look like? Alice: Yeah, a human being. 80 k
hm29.wav Ralph: What does icky mean? Norton: I don't know why? Ralph: Alice just said I was icky. Norton: Must mean fat. 55 k
hm30.wav Ralph: I'm the king here, remember that. 34 k
hm31.wav Ralph: I call you killer because you slay me. Alice: And I'm calling Bellvue because you're nuts! 82 k
hm32.wav Ralph: One of these days. One of these days... POW! Right in the kisser. 74 k
hm33.wav Ralph: Hey here's a little letter. I've been waiting for this. 37 k
hm34.wav Ralph: Just be a little careful Alice, a little careful. Remember the life you save may be your own. 65 k
hm35.wav Alice: You men just think that you own this world. Ralph: Yeah, but you women get revenge. You marry us. 81 k
hm36.wav Ralph: She doesn't mean to be mean. She's just born that way. 38 k
hm37.wav Ralph: If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side. Norton: When you come down the street, there ain't no other side. 104 k
hm38.wav Ralph: Peanuts, peanuts, what am I gonna do with peanuts. Alice: Eat 'em like any other elephant. 57 k
hm39.wav Ralph rings bell to summon maid: Maid: If that's the Good Humor man, get me a popsicle. 45 k
hm40.wav Ralph: You ssssneak! 27 k
hm41.wav Norton: Eh, what is this amount here? 1053622 What amount. That's no amount, that's my social security number. Norton: I thought maybe it was your weight. 189 k
hm42.wav Norton: Hey there Ralphie boy! 12 k
hm43.wav Norton: A sew worker's like a brain surgeon, we're both specialists. 34 k
hm44.wav Ralph: I know how she is. She's never gonna be any different, Alice. She's gonna be the same old way Alice! She's a BLABBER MOUTH!!! A BLABBER MOUTH!!! 103 k
hm45.wav Ralph: How sweet it is. 18 k
hm46.wav Norton: Va va va voom! 20 k
hm47.wav Ralph: I don't want the television set. You can have it Norton. Norton: I don't want either Ralph, (crying) all I want is you! 80 k

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