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Daffy01.wav That's mighty hospitable of ya. 41 k
Daffy02.wav Hasty la vista. 32 k
Daffy03.wav Yes sir, I'm all fat tender duck. Now take this drumstick for instance, ain't that a beauty? 136 k
Daffy04.wav Shoot 'em now! Shoot 'em now! 24 k
Daffy05.wav That's the last straw. Now I use my secret weapon. 57 k
Daffy06.wav How'd like to meet me in a fair fight... 284 k
Daffy07.wav He'll never catch me in a million years, (chuckle) The dope. 52 k
Daffy08.wav Ah there's good new tonight. 302 k
Daffy09.wav Oh no ya don't. Not again. Sorry 61 k
Daffy10.wav Hello, Transoceanic airport, gimme a one way ticket to the North Pole, please! 58 k
Daffy11.wav In a pigs eye. 40 k
Daffy12.wav And if anything happens to that egg, I'll slap your silly face clean off your head. But dear, if you'll just let me explain. (slap) Now pick up your face and sit on that egg. Yes dear. 295 k
Daffy13.wav Hey stupid! Uh, uh, yes dear? 94 k
Daffy14.wav Slipping in the bathtub is a very common household mishap. 41 k
Daffy15.wav Pardon me sir, let me introduce myself. I represent the Ace Novelty Company of WalaWala Washington, dispensers of rib-tickling practical jokes for all occasions. 118 k
Daffy16.wav Little does he realize that I have on my disintegration proof vest. You may fire when ready grizzly. 96 k
Daffy17.wav Just a par-boiled minute! 23 k
Daffy18.wav Let's go over here and talk private for a minute. 20 k
Daffy19.wav Ah ha! Got the drop on you with my disintegrating pistol. And brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates. Heh, well, whatta ya know, it disintegrated. 137 k
Daffy20.wav No no no no! Not the wed one, don't ever push the wed one. 41 k
Daffy21.wav I claim this planet in the name of the earth! 31 k
Daffy22.wav Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich. 28 k
Daffy23.wav Your despicable. 21 k
Daffy24.wav Oh, indubitabubbly sir. 16 k
Daffy25.wav Well get back in that space ship! 18 k
Daffy26.wav Your a great sport, a grrreat sport! 36 k
Daffy27.wav Aren't we gruesome! 20 k
Daffy28.wav I've never been so humiliated in all my life! 33 k
Daffy29.wav Ha ha ha ha oh that's ridiculous, ha ha of all the stupid suggestions, ha ha ha ha ha! 73 k
Daffy30.wav Brother, whatta way to run a railroad. 30 k
Daffy31.wav Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Perry! Dodge! Spin! ...splash. 81 k
Daffy32.wav You may fire when ready grisly. 28 k
Daffy33.wav Ho ho, very funny. Ha ha, it is to laugh. 42 k
Daffy34.wav Put it right there brother! Uh, half brother? Cousin? Total stranger? 108 k
Daffy35.wav Say, some joint ya got here bub. I see ya done pretty well for yourself. A little lonesome though, I guess. Should have a companion for the long winter evenings. 103 k
Daffy36.wav Hmmm, this is where this ingenious little black duck gets himself some free room and board. 74 k
Daffy37.wav Aw shucks, I can't stand to see a dumb animal suffer. 46 k
Daffy38.wav You look like the intellegent high type of customer we cater to. 183 k
Daffy39.wav Ha ha ha ha ha ain't that a lu lu. 36 k
Daffy40.wav Daffy sings: "Dashing through the snow... 78 k
Daffy41.wav Don't go way Daniel boob, I'll be back in a flash! 39 k
Daffy42.wav Eh, say, I'll bet your tired a lookin' at those dirty windows. 36 k
Daffy43.wav Huh, no sense of humor. 22 k
Daffy44.wav Daffy's crazy laugh 51 k
Daffy45.wav Whatta party brother! I never had some much fun in my life! Ha! Ha! Ha! 31 k
Daffy46.wav Oh ho boy I'm rich! I'm wealthy! I'm independent! I'm socially secure! I'm rich! I'm rich! 88 k
Daffy47.wav Listen mac! You've got thirty-two teeth. Would you like to try for sixteen? 50 k
Daffy48.wav A smashing frontal attack on enemy rear? Hurray! 54 k
Daffy49.wav This'll fix his little red wagon. 31 k
Daffy50.wav Whatta ya take me for, a nincom....poop! 37 k
Daffy51.wav You know, I'll bet if he put his mind to it, he could be positively obnoxious. 84 k
Daffy52.wav Ah I see ya in there beady little red rimmed eyes. Criminal type. Set close together. 70 k
Daffy53.wav Boy, whatta bunch of sore heads. 34 k
Daffy54.wav Okay I'll talk to you then my snarly lookin' friend. 37 k
Daffy55.wav Daffy sings. 408 k
Daffy56.wav Come on now, don't be bashful. 18 k
Daffy57.wav Hmmm, so far, so good. 30 k
Daffy58.wav Duck Dodgers - As I was saying buster, this planet ain't big enough for the two of us so... off ya go! 65 k
Daffy59.wav Duck Dodgers - Now then eager young space cadet, here is the course we shall pursue to find Planet-X. 59 k
Daffy60.wav Duck Dodgers - I'll see what the little stinker is up to on my super video detecto set. 55 k
Daffy61.wav Duck Dodgers - Are you ready, eager young space cadet? 31 k
Daffy62.wav Duck Dodgers - Gad! How do I do it? 28 k
Daffy63.wav Duck Dodgers - Porky: Happy bde bde birthday you thing from another world you. Marvin: Oh thank you. Boom! 79 k
Daffy64.wav Duck Dodgers - Make way for Duck Dodgers in the 24th and a half century! 64 k
Daffy65.wav Oops! Heh, had the silly thing in reverse. 35 k
Daffy66.wav Well I guess he's had enough. I'll send him an ultimatum. 34 k
Daffy67.wav All aboard! Train leaving on track five for Anaheim, Azuza and Kookamonga. Step right up. 102 k
Daffy68.wav Well ask me, go ahead, ask me. 26 k
Daffy69.wav Glad to meet ya, chubby. 16 k
Daffy70.wav Ahhhh, hahahaha, cigarette? 35 k
Daffy71.wav Don't do anything rash. Stop staring at me with those little piggy eyes. Let's be civilized about this. 69 k
Daffy72.wav Well, I'm gonna fix that goon's wagon myself. 38 k
Daffy73.wav Hey, whaddya know, he's colder'n a foundered flounder. 42 k
Daffy74.wav Goodnight, kid. 10 k
Daffy75.wav Yes sir, sure shows whose got the brains.....he has. 61 k
Daffy76.wav You're gonna hurt somebody that way. Probably me. 48 k
Daffy77.wav I came to get those solid gold goodies and I aint leaving without them, on account of I am greedy. 91 k
Daffy78.wav Now just a darn minute, chum. I can take a hint. Some hospitality. And another thing, you're a slovenly housekeeper. 215 k
Daffy79.wav Ingenuity triumphs every time. 28 k
Daffy80.wav Oh yeah? Well you just watch. How do you suppose I'm doing this? 46 k
Daffy81.wav Why that little monster. 35 k
Daffy82.wav Oh, you mad, impetuous boy, you. 45 k
Daffy83.wav Everybody up, rise and shine, its a new day. 29 k
Daffy84.wav That's just plain old silly. 24 k
Daffy85.wav Right in the mouth. Every morning the same thing. 53 k
Daffy86.wav A regular Sleeping Beauty. 24 k
Daffy87.wav This I can't watch. Too gruesome. 33 k
Daffy88.wav What a house, what a house. All it needs are hands coming out of the wall - like those over my head. 79 k
Daffy89.wav I certainly hope you appreciate what I've done for you. 32 k
Daffy90.wav Whoa-ho-ho Nelly! 33 k
Daffy91.wav Oh officer, this man has been acting very suspiciously. 40 k
Daffy92.wav Now that was a bright thing to do. Now we've got to stow them all over again. 62 k
Daffy93.wav There's no cops around here. Come on, step on it. 55 k
Daffy94.wav Relax, I'll handle this. 26 k
Daffy95.wav I'll fix the little squirt. 26 k
Daffy96.wav Trouble schmouble, I'll take care of this little joker. 36 k
Daffy97.wav Alright, Junior, come on out of there. 33 k
Daffy98.wav Lucky thing for you I was able to come along, you seem kind of helpless by yourself 48 k
Daffy99.wav Why that's an outrage. You wait here, I'll fix it, I'll slap them with a habeaus corpusul 74 k
Daffy100.wav Oohh, the dirty double-crosser. 28 k
Daffy101.wav Oh no you won't, what are you, chicken? 30 k
Daffy102.wav I'll have to use stragedy. 19 k
Daffy103.wav Why that little creep is nothing but a stoolpigeon. 35 k
Daffy104.wav Well this little black duck comes prepared for just such an emergency. 48 k
Daffy105.wav Ah, a music lover. What would you like to hear next, sailor? 44 k
Daffy106.wav Going somewhere, pigeon? 26 k
Daffy107.wav Apparently Bugsy boy doesn't realize that he is up against a superior adversary this time. 75 k
Daffy108.wav Ho boy, just what I always wanted, sheesh. 51 k
Daffy109.wav Hmm, only a dirty rat would do that. Or, a dirty duck. 56 k
Daffy110.wav Tut tut, tut tut, you deserve it. 22 k
Daffy111.wav So that's the way he wants to play, huh? 30 k
Daffy112.wav Well, what do ya think of the Series? Looks like the market's due for a rise if stocks don't go down. 52 k
Daffy113.wav Now he tells us, sheesh. 39 k
Daffy114.wav Ah, there you are. I've been looking all over for you. 36 k
Daffy115.wav Hey, he's ahead of me. I'll have to take the shortcut and head him off at the pass. 55 k
Daffy116.wav This whole think is a fake. The way it's done is very simple. 13 k
Daffy117.wav Are we to assume that there is anything significant in this attitude of your's? 49 k
Daffy118.wav Don't try to fight me now, hurry, they're on your trail, run! Ahhhhhh! And stay on the straight and narrow. 89 k
Daffy119.wav OK Mac, you win. 25 k
Daffy120.wav OK, boss, a star is born and that star is me. 50 k
Daffy121.wav Oh no you don't. Taking all the soft jobs and leaving all the tough ones for me to do? I'll do this one. 81 k
Daffy122.wav Oh boy, I could be sent to prison for the scenes I'm going to steal. 48 k
Daffy123.wav Make up! 16 k
Daffy124.wav I'm a duck, D-U-K, duck, loaded with talent. 41 k
Daffy125.wav What a job for a duck with my talents. While others, with nothing on the ball, get all the breaks. 83 k
Daffy126.wav Huh? Oh, so its you again. 31 k
Daffy127.wav Sufferin' sassafrass. I've been sabotaged. 52 k
Daffy128.wav Thank you very much. And here's something for your trouble. 38 k
Daffy129.wav Whaddaya mean 'Smile when I say that?' OK, I'm smiling, I'm smiling. 58 k
Daffy130.wav The nerve of some people. Profitting from other people's miseries. 48 k
Daffy131.wav I guess I can take a hint. I guess I know when I'm not wanted. 57 k
Daffy132.wav Say, nobody must know about this. I'll have to hide it someplace. 51 k
Daffy133.wav One thing you gotta admit, I sure get my money's worth. 53 k
Daffy134.wav I'm losing my patience. 24 k
Daffy135.wav Well, it was expensive, but here's to the end of a long dry spell. 58 k
Daffy136.wav Anyone for instant duck? Just add water. 46 k
Daffy137.wav Hmmm, that's strange. She's got 5 o'clock shadow, and its only 4:30. 59 k
Daffy138.wav Halt! Don't move a muscle, you're covered. 36 k
Daffy139.wav Belly up to the bar, boys, the drinks are on me. 44 k
Daffy140.wav Oh, you're a scream. 28 k
Daffy141.wav What's this? But of course, a phone. Hello? Hello? Hello? 61 k
Daffy142.wav Now then, Yoicks and away....Crash 93 k
Daffy143.wav Yoicks and away! Crash. Yoicks and away! Crash. Yoicks and away! Crash... 198 k
Daffy144.wav Why you... 23 k
Daffy145.wav Hmm, let's see now, something amiss here. I'll run through it. Ho, haha, Guard, Turn, Parry, ... 146 k
Daffy146.wav Now the, fatso, watch as I put a shaft through his wishbone. 62 k
Daffy147.wav Daffy sings the Robin Hood Song (trip and trip and trip and trip ...) 453 k
Daffy148.wav See yon rich unwary traveler, I'll rob him of his gold and give it to some poor, unworthy slob... 102 k
Daffy149.wav I'll ho ho and haha you with my trusty quarterstaff. Actually, its a buck and a quarter quarterstaff, but I'm not telling him that. 133 k
Daffy150.wav Look, give me a chance, can't ya? I'll prove I'm Robin Hood. 46 k
Daffy151.wav Look no further, good Friar, for I am he for whom thou seekests. I am Robin Hood. 80 k
Daffy152.wav But honest and truly I am Robin Hood. 43 k
Daffy153.wav Ho ho and ha ha, heh? I'll ho ho and ha ha you, fat friar. 61 k
Daffy154.wav Come on, come on, I really got it made this time. 34 k
Daffy155.wav So, you're gonna be stubborn, huh? 28 k
Daffy156.wav Its fairly obvious that the sneaks snuck back. 88 k
Daffy157.wav Alright you little stinkers, sink or swim. 50 k
Daffy158.wav Gotcha! Let's see ya sneak out of this, you silly rodent. 54 k
Daffy159.wav There you are my little yellow darling. We'll never part again. Just you and me forever. 82 k
Daffy160.wav It pains me deeply to think an element of suspicion has entered our friendship. I consider it a slur.... 105 k
Daffy161.wav Oh, there you are. I've been searching frantically for you everywhere. 43 k
Daffy162.wav Oh, the pitiful shame of it all. To think our friendship has come to this. 56 k
Daffy163.wav But we're partners, remember? 50/50? What's mine is your's and what's your's is mine. You want to be honest, dont' you? 125 k
Daffy164.wav Maybe its just paranoia. All rich people get it. 37 k
Daffy165.wav You are the key to my luxurious future. Big bucks, that's what I'm into. 66 k
Daffy166.wav Now you're just filthy and vulgar. 29 k
Daffy167.wav Tsk, tsk. You act as if you don't trust me. 41 k
Daffy168.wav A thousand curses! I never really believed in curses until now. 51 k
Daffy169.wav I gotta pull myself together. I can't crack up just when I've got it made. 52 k
Daffy170.wav How astonishing, will wonders never cease. 45 k
Daffy171.wav No more for me thanks. I'm driving. 31 k
Daffy172.wav Good morning, sir. I represent the Hot Foot Casualty Underwriters Insurance Company of Schenetady. 85 k
Daffy173.wav Yeech, the way he pampers that flea-bitten apple polisher. 49 k
Daffy174.wav What's Humphrey Bogart got that I ain't got? 28 k
Daffy175.wav Oh knock it off. How jolly can ya get? 56 k
Daffy176.wav Alright, enough is enough! This is the final, the very, very last straw! 61 k
Daffy177.wav Ehh, laughs galore. 35 k
Daffy178.wav Stand back, Muskateers! They shall sample my blade! Touche! 80 k
Daffy179.wav Watch that first step, its a dilly! 28 k
Daffy180.wav Sufferin' succotash, what am I waiting for? 34 k
Daffy181.wav Look, Buster, you're in the wrong hole. This one happens to be mine. Now scram. 79 k

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