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Chico Marx

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chico01.wav Why my partner's got a nose just like a bloodhound. Oh, really? Yeah, and the rest of his face don't look so good either. 60 k
chico02.wav At'sa good quarter cigar...I smoke the other three quarters myself. 32 k
chico03.wav No, no! Bang! Ding! And the boy gets a cigar. Boom! Ah! 68 k
chico04.wav Don't wake him up, he's got insomnia. He's trying to sleep it off. 27 k
chico05.wav If you're found, you're lost! You're crazy! How can I be lost if I'm found? 42 k
chico06.wav Peanuts to you! 27 k

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Page last updated on November 28, 1997 4:10 PM
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<% session("ChicoFlag")= session("ChicoFlag") + 1 If session("ChicoFlag") = 1 Then Rem Get the current number of hits for this page Set FileObject = Server.CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject") OtherCounterFile = Server.MapPath ("/guest") & "\Chico.txt" Set InStream= FileObject.OpenTextFile (OtherCounterFile, 1, False, False) Number = Instream.Readline Instream.close application.lock application("ChicoCount") = Number Set OutStream= FileObject.CreateTextFile (OtherCounterFile, True, False) application("ChicoCount") = application("ChicoCount") + 1 OutStream.WriteLine application("ChicoCount") OutStream.close application.unlock End If %>