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arrest.wav Gomer: Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest! 26 k
bfroads.wav Barney: During our lifetime we travel many roads. 37 k
blabber.wav Aunt Bea: According to you the Lord made two sexes. Men and blabbermouths. 43 k
candy.wav Opie: Why can't I have a candy bar? X k
criminal.wav Barney: Well for my money he's got all the facial characteristics of a criminal. You know the narrow chin and the eyes close together, and slack jaw with a prominent overbite. X k
cutup.wav Andy: Morning ladies. My goodness don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good. X k
elephant.wav Barney: You wouldn't notice a muddy elephant in the snow, would you. 29 k
ernest.wav Ernest T:It's me, it's me, it's Ernest T. X k
funny.wav Barney: Yeah, yeah you were funnin', you're funny allright, you're a scream. You oughta get a job on one of those excursion boats. X k
gomer3.wav Gomer: Sometimes I have trouble talking to girls. 11 k
gossip.wav I suppose you are not capable of gossiping. Andy: Oh, oh I guess we're capable alright, but somehow or another it just don't come as natural to us as it does to you. X k
guilt.wav Barney: Guilt's written all over him. X k
hartache.wav Barney: Six dollars a week and what do I get? Heartache! Nothing but heartache! 27 k
karate.wav Barney: That's right karate. Made my whole body a weapon. 26 k
lawman.wav The Lawman Theme. 88 k
nipitbud.wav Nip it in the bud! 15 k
no.wav Straight out, N O or flat no dice. X k
otis8.wav Barney: You ain't got a hobby, Otis. Otis: I gotta hobby, drinkin'. 21 k
shezzam.wav Gomer: Shezzam! 6 k

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