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| Filename | Description | Size |
|---|---|---|
| abdirect.wav | Archie: What about you meathead, didn't I give you a direct order. | 30 k |
| abfunny.wav | Archie: Don't try to be funny will ya meathead. | 33 k |
| ablist.wav | Archie: Hey you listening to me? Hey meathead! | 32 k |
| alone.wav | Edith: Archie, do you like spending time alone with me like this? | 72 k |
| archie.wav | Edith: Archie! | 20 k |
| athiest.wav | Archie: We didn't crawl out from under no rocks. We didn't have no tails. And we didn't come from monkeys you atheistic pinko meathead. | 43 k |
| balanced.wav | Archie: Tori, Feldman, O'Reilly, Nelson. It's an Italian, a Jew, an Irishman, and a regular American. It's what I call a balanced ticket. | 90 k |
| beer.wav | Edith: Here's ya beer, Archie. | 22 k |
| beeswax.wav | Archie: Listen little girl, you just go on and mind your own beeswax, hah. | 55 k |
| burp.wav | Archie burping. | 8 k |
| chair.wav | Archie: Get outta my chair! | 11 k |
| chick.wav | Archie: Now ya wanna know who I think we should call? Edith: Who? Archie: Chicken Delight Edith, because we ain't gonna get no supper outta you. | 64 k |
| dingbat.wav | Archie: Dingbat. | 6 k |
| ding-bat.wav | Archie: D.B. Edith. Edith: D.B.? Archie: Dingbat! | 35 k |
| dope.wav | Archie: What a dope. | 12 k |
| equal.wav | Michael: I believe in total equality between man and woman. But that equality can only come about when the female partner is willing to confess her total inferiority. | 109 k |
| flush.wav | Archie's toilet flushing. | 18 k |
| frank.wav | Archie: I 'et a frankfurter... BURP! | 20 k |
| gain.wav | Archie: It looks like we lost a daughter, but we gained a meathead. | 40 k |
| humor.wav | Michael: Hi Arch, how the world treating you today? Archie: Don't start up with me! Michael: Oh here he is, the GoodHumor man. Have a pleasant day Arch? Archie: Yeah, beautiful. Coming home I was held up thirty-one minutes in that subway train. Packed in like sardines, we was. No lights, no fans. Me crushed up against a 300lb Italian half of which was pure garlic. | 275 k |
| kick.wav | Archie: Now there's a kick in the groin. | 19 k |
| listen.wav | Archie: I know people. The reason you don't know nothin' about people is you always got ya big mouth open. Ya never willing to listen to nobody. Salesman at door: How do you do sir, may I have a moment of your time? Archie: No. (closes front door). | 122 k |
| lo-cal.wav | Archie: I wanna beer. Edith: Well what about your diet? You can't have a beer. Archie: Ain't I lucky to have you around to keep me from enjoying life. Then what can I have? Edith: You can have a nice lo-cal root beer. Archie: I'll vomit. | 175 k |
| locked.wav | Archie: Got the whole place locked up tighter than a Jews purse. | 34 k |
| mhead.wav | Archie: Tell you something Mr. Stivik. You are a meat-head. A meat-head, dead from the neck up. | 82 k |
| meathead.wav | Archie: You are a meathead. | 18 k |
| shovel.wav | Michael: You sure are shoveling it tonight Arch. | 26 k |
| shutup.wav | Archie: Will you shuddup! | 15 k |
| shuthup.wav | Archie: Ah shut the hell up! | 14 k |
| sticks.wav | Sticks and stones may break my bones, but you are one dumb polock. | 58 k |
| toilet.wav | Edith: Gloria! Gloria: Hold it ma, I'm waiting for daddy. Toilet flushes. | 151 k |
| torture.wav | Edith sings. Archie: I know ya singing, and you know ya singing, but the neighbors are liable to thing I'm torturing you. | 159 k |
| whatarch.wav | Edith: What Archie? | 16 k |
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